Since I will be picking up the
dreaded wanted elliptical machine this weekend, I just thought I'd blog about one of my favorite things. Food. Yes, I love food. Imagine that? I don't think it's the actual eating part I love as much as the flavors. For example, I love barely ripe bananas. You know, when you buy the bananas and they're still just a little bit green? OMG, *drool* LOVE that! I just ate one, and have another one for later. YUM!
I love how food can taste SO good. I love the textures, the smell of spices, and the way that berries burst in your mouth, or when salsa stings your tongue, just a little bit. Food, food, food! How I sing to thee!
So, anyway, back to the point. My husband bought me an elliptical for Christmas. *GASP* Just kidding! I actually have been asking him for one for years. He finally admitted that he was
afraid to buy said elliptical for fear of his life. (Oh, remind me to tell you a funny hubby story in a sec, k?) So, I finally convinced him that by getting me an elliptical, I promise not to divorce him. Well, once the elliptical was ordered...the dreaded BACK ORDER slip came. DAMN IT! Oh well, more time to pig out, right? Ugh...yeah, I've gained 5 pounds. I don't think it's advisable for one trying to
lose weight, to eat one's body weight in food. *sigh* Alas! We just got word that my elliptical will be ready this weekend. WOO-TO-THE-HOO! I'm sooooo excited. I mean, bouncing in my seat excited. After booking my 2nd Annual Girlfriend Retreat, I decided that THIS year as I float down the Comal River, *I* won't be mistaken for a barge.
Now, you reminded me to tell you my other funny story about the Hubby! I'm preparing something for him for his birthday. It's nothing huge, but it takes quite a bit of thought. I'm going to create a "100 Reasons Why I Love You" list. (So far, I'm on 11.) This is VERY hard work because I don't want to come across with a lot of "me" words. You know what I'm talking about, the "I-love-when-you-do-(fill in the blank)-for-me." So, I'm really putting in a lot of thought into this. Of course, there's also those days when Hubby ticks me off, and I cross out numbers 3, 5, and 10. (Hee hee--don't worry, I add them back.)
Weeeell, Hubby found the list. Well damn. There goes that surprise! Except, Hubby was none too bright, and spouted off, "100 Reasons....Hmm, wonder what this is?" Of course, I hear him, tackle him, rip said paper from his hand, and shove him off the bed.
"Gosh! What are the 100 Reasons?" Hubby exclaims picking himself up off the floor.
Very indignantly I reply, "You'll find out when you're supposed to find out."
Hubby, rubbing his rear end, that I can only assume hurt from the fall, says, "That's what I'm afraid of. What is 100 Reasons?"
"I'm not telling. Not. Telling. Noooooot. Teeeeeelllllliiiinnnnng!"
Oh, how I live to torture him!
So, now he's guessing. It's actually kind of fun. What's REALLY odd, is how far OFF he is. I mean...I may have to cross off numbers 2 and 6 if he keeps this up. Here's some of his theories---
1) 100 Reasons why I need new shoes. (Seriously?)
2) 100 Reasons why I need to go out of town next weekend to visit family. (Okay, he's reaching.)
3) 100 Reasons why I'm going to divorce him. (Okay, that one just made me mad and hurt my feelings. Loser.)
So, as you can see, he's WAY off, and he's a dumbass to boot. Okay, maybe not a dumbass, but he's definitely not using that brain of his. *humph*
Aaaand, now looking back at the title of this blog, and the way it actually went...I realize this has NOTHING to do with food. *sigh* Oh well, one can't always know the title of a book when one is writing it! Tee-Hee.