Sometimes...you just wanna punch someone in the face.....

This morning on one of my favorite radio shows, they were talking about things that people do that make you want to punch them in the face. So, naturally, I began thinking about this. I'm not usually a violent person, but I had to admit that there were certain times and certain people that just deserved a great big punch in the face.

With that being said, Here are some reasons I'd really LIKE to punch someone in the face. Feel free to expound upon this!

1)  One Uppers--those people that seem to think that if you're happy, they're happy-ER. Put it this way, "My kid made the all A & B honor roll!" "Oh, really? Well, MY kid made the All A Honor roll!" These are the people who can't stand that someone else is talking about good fortune. These are the folks who's kids are better than your kids, car, house, husband, is better than yours, and if you're happy, they are just plain HAPPIER!

2)  Complainers--I like to call these the "Luke Skywalker Group." (If you have ever seen the original Star Wars, you'll know what I mean...Luke sure is a whiny one.) These are the people who feel the need to bitch, whine, and complain about EVERYTHING. These are also the staters of the obvious. Summer in Houston is hotter than Hell, and these are the ones going, "OMG, It's SO HOT! I can't believe how HOT it is!" (Really?) These are also the people who like to corner you in a room so that you can't escape, and start prattling off the ten thousand things that are wrong in their life, this world, work, etc.

3)  Bad Drivers--I don't really think I need to explain this one. Do you?

4)  People who hurt children, women, or animals--These people deserve more than a punch in their face.

So, I'm fairly sure I could go on and on...and I've discovered I have vaguely violent tendencies towards people...but what about you? Who just sets you off?